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“Believe you me, you'll never need grooming, no matter what you roll in - that coat is FAB!” – Seagrrrrms

We have pooch approved booze for ALL occasions. Whether you want to celebrate your puppy school graduation, a birthday, just being cute we’ve got

Elegance cannot be described, only smelt, with dazzlingly good senses. That is why you simply must track one down before you can agree. Only Santa Muttgarita Pino Grrrigio Wine plush can provide the fun that your dog craves. Whether it be squeaking, fetch

“I said, DROP it. I’d like some of that too!”

Just let it all go, and go get a tall, plush bottle of Grey Dog Vodka. It could be difficult to share in the fun with this toy. Afterall, it squeaks! Don’t delay, and definitely don’t play dead, because if

“I don’t do shots. I do the whole bottle.”

After, or heck, during a night on the town, who wouldn’t want to tug a bottle off the shelf? Forget the shots, you dog is itching for the whole bottle! So let’s play, with Dog Julio Tequila. It’s a plush toy d

Dog sommeliers worldwide agree that the finest notes often include dirts, meats, fish and… other scents of their choosing. However, there are other, less aromatic bonuses to purchasing a good bottle. Discover the Cavalier Sauvignon Wine Bottle Toy. It’s a

On the tropical isle of dogs, is one bottle for all dogkind with a love of fun and relaxation. Chill out, lie down, or play dead here, because all are welcome when they bring a Barkardi Rum plush toy. Just take a left at the palm trees and a right at the

When you’ve played fetch with both balls, you know what it takes to wind down. A large, brown bottle of Bark Daniels should do the trick, so you don’t have to. Although, you might cap the evening off with a little hind-leg dancing. Enjoy a plush, squeaky

You love to spend a long, hard day chasing your tail.
You are someone who can appreciate the intricacies of a well rolled-in mud puddle.
Your collar shows the hard, wear and tear of someone who isn’t afraid to get their paws dirty.
Well, after a good

“Trust me you can dance!” – Vodka
Whatever your walking party, we have the booze for YOU. Whether you’re meeting with your walker, enjoying a birthday treat (and need something smooth to chew on), or craving a good game of fetch, we’ve got your Arfsolut

“If only I could shake off all my problems.”

The Tanqueruff Gin Toy can’t make any promises, but it sure can provide a fetching good play time! With it soft exterior, shaking-good shape and lined inner squeaker, this toy might be all your dog needs. So

Today, we hiked up the western hill. We had a park-side picnic, and played fetch in the lake. Our day finished with a good hose-down in the yard, and a final game of tug with our favourite toy, a plush parody bottle toy with a lined squeaker. The Stella A

“At the end of a long walk with the girls, I need something to take the edge off.”

Lie down, roll over and enjoy a cool bottle of Skinny Dog Margrrrrita. It’s plush, it’s squeaky, it’s just the right shape, AND it won’t affect your dog’s diet – Wow, it